spongebob = the moral enemy

so it just came to my attention that the reason so many people are 'turning gay' these days is the popular asexual childrens character: Spongebob Squarepants.
I knew it had to be soemthing like that.
When will it end? When will they stop targeting our children through cartoons? First it was the Teletubbies, now this. I think i'm going to write some letters to some people are get this shit straightened out.

here are some sexually alluring pictures i found on the internet by simplying searching for Spongebob Squarepants. any child could do this too.... scary thought, i know.

(OK, actually i couldnt get teh pictures to work on the Blog so just click on the links.. im sorry, this joke kinda lost the punchline now. nutz.)

http://www.petco.com/assets/product_images/3/3361993250B.jpg

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/FUN/2842.jpg

ill leave that with you people to think about.

more on this scandal later

-jordan