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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Friday, January 21, 2005

watch your back duchess, we're comin

after being inspired by Drew's ninja article, I've decided (probably not for the first time...) to start a Ninja Gang.
We will start with McDonalds, or other fast food resturaunts, or maybe like ice cream stores or something. We don't necessarily need to rob places that have a ton of cash, just places that have things we want to eat at the time.
I have 2 fake plastic samurai swords from halloween that we can use until we can afford real samurai swords.. hopefull we will aquire Hanzo swords if possible.
Anyone who joins need to bring their own pipe, so that if the situation should arrise we can give anyones noggin' a floggin'.
I think it would be fun to dress all in black except the black shirt should be one of those tuxedo shirts. we would frighten people but at the same time make them chuckle to themselves.

and we need to have an awesome name for our ninja squad, like Cobra-Kai Ninjas. I know that was already used in Karate Kid, but we could come up with something cool like that.

any of you people reading can join as long as you can pass a toughness test. im not sure what exactly this will entail, but i'll figure it out.
Meetings will be held at Media Wave.
check back for further info.

Signing Out,
Jordan, Leader and Spiritual Guide, Cheif Boot-knocker and Ass-kicker.

(ill have to work on my official title. and we can all come up with awesome code names for ourselves so when i see a 16 year old duchess employee heading for the emergency button i can yell out to my fellow ninja and say "Hey Cobra-Steel, get your pipe and start floggin' that noggin'!" or something)


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