jeff is a modern wordsmith

a few good quotes from jeff:

'out of all the moms that come in here, at least one of them has to be a horny slut'

'yo, cults rule cause you can have sex with whoever you want in them'

Jeff:'yo, lets play a game:
ill say a character in the movie and you have to guess the name of the movie, ok?'
me: yea, ok
jeff: Batman
me: .....'