Jeff = Jenius

Jeff,
That was an amazing posting. Keep up the good work. I love how your headlines are always in all caps, like they demand the utmost attention. And here's something trippy I was thinking abotu that will blow your fuckin' mind: what if, in Mike's incoherent mumbling, there lies the secret to eternal happiness and everlasting love? Naw. You're right. He's just angry about something and we can't understand a goddamn word he says.

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Drew.