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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Greek Film Critics/Black Market Degrees

so im at the return bin minding my own, tryin to actually do some work and i hear some scratchy booming and angry greek voice behind me.
'sigh', i think to myself because now im going to have to attempt to have a conversation with him when i can't understand a word he says.
however, from all of it i did get this out of it:
"ounsdnj TROY is shit aonlj ALEXANDER is shit. You know what's better? the original movies. They dont have assholes in them. bkahbfljklkmj people think cause they have a degree they know history, they dont know shit! anyone can get a degree. you want a degree? 20,000 i get you any degree you want'

'ha ha.. yea', i say, not knowing what to say

'seriously... 20,000 i give you any degree you want. the internet, man. you can get anything you want!'

so, for all your loyal readers who like reading but dont like knowing shit about greek history and want to make a movie with it filled with assholes (no pun intended, although i could make a good 'greeks invented homos' joke there) and you dont wanna go to school for a degree, go find Mike J. and he can hook you up.

oh yea... and to solve our heating problem (that being that paul somehow hasnt been able to influence the heating repair man we PAY money to to fix our heat in the WINTER to come and change the store temp. from 40 degree to 70), he decided that the small space heater in the bathroom would sufficiently fill the whole store with heat if we just left the bathroom door open. its all about air circulation.

jeff wants to give a shout out of Raul Julia.



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