Ups and Downs

Alright, so my professor (whose name is Tobi, by the way) gets stuck in traffic because there are horrible accidents on both I-95 and the Merritt Parkway. So we're all waiting in the classroom for-fucking-ever (why is it that we can all get there, hell or high water, but she can't?) - spontaneous card games break out, there's much loud talking, indifferent grunts can be heard. So then we get the word back that she's gotten off the highway, to try and take back roads... AND GOTTEN LOST. My exam was supposed to start at 9:15 and I'm typing to you at almost eleven (I know, I could have written SO MANY blog entries in that span of time...) - I was hoping to be back in bed by now, or at the very least masturbating to some soft core gay porn.

On the upside, while waiting for my stupid teacher to start our stupid exam, I downloaded a crystal clear version of Wham's "White Christmas" as my cell phone ringer. How awesome is that? Let me answer for you: fucking awesome.