Just Dropped In (On a Couple of Fucking Morons)

Yo... Drew here... Just stopped into the video store to see Jeff and Jordan... And they're fucking retarded. They really have just spent the whole day fucking around and writing (sometimes amusing) blogs. Which reminds me: there's this little kid who comes into the store who's [seriously] semi-retarded and the second he walks into the store yells out "JOOOOORRRRDAAAAN" (or "Gordon," I can't tell). He then gives Jordan big, loving hugs and tries to (get this) kiss him. Even grosser: Jordan kisses him back. And not in the god-fearing, terrorist-hating American way. Nope. Jordan kisses him in the dirty, freedom-hating French way. And for those of you who haven't been to high school in thirty years, that means he kissed him with an extra lil' something: his tongue. Fucking gross, huh? It's the world we live in, folks, and the video stores we visit.