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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Just Dropped In (On a Couple of Fucking Morons)

Yo... Drew here... Just stopped into the video store to see Jeff and Jordan... And they're fucking retarded. They really have just spent the whole day fucking around and writing (sometimes amusing) blogs. Which reminds me: there's this little kid who comes into the store who's [seriously] semi-retarded and the second he walks into the store yells out "JOOOOORRRRDAAAAN" (or "Gordon," I can't tell). He then gives Jordan big, loving hugs and tries to (get this) kiss him. Even grosser: Jordan kisses him back. And not in the god-fearing, terrorist-hating American way. Nope. Jordan kisses him in the dirty, freedom-hating French way. And for those of you who haven't been to high school in thirty years, that means he kissed him with an extra lil' something: his tongue. Fucking gross, huh? It's the world we live in, folks, and the video stores we visit.

1 Comments:

  • At 1:30 PM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    dude... thanks a lot. now im gonna get arrested for pedophilia.. again! nuts.
    to set the record straight i dont kiss him, but he does seriously try to kiss me. maybe he thinks im his father, im not sure. his mom meant nothing to me, i swear.

    its pretty endearing though..
    i might just take the lad under my wing.

     

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