Countdown to Failure

Hello, I am at school, mere moments before taking my Biology final, but I had to make a stop into the Showcase before I went. Right now I'm very confused as to why I'm taking this here Biology final - I mean, Biology? What? Everyone knows that God created everything on this here globe! (Although I do have some suspicions as to the alien origin of canned cheese...)

I'm not working today, but will try to post something funny about work, regardless. Yesterday my boss told me to "get the fuck out of here" when I implied that he only had friends as a little kid because his mom gave them all pizza. When your boss says that to you, you stay away for a couple days.

And now, I shall take a deep breath, collect my thoughts, and bomb the shit out of this test.

God bless America. And god bless Biology.