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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Friday, March 09, 2007

Spring Breaaaak!

I am back for spring break (SPRING BREEEEAAAK!!!!!!) and to celebrate my break from the arduous routine of drinking and casual sex as a college underclassman, I opted not to deal with the frustration of excessive drinking and reckless casual sex in Cancun but instead to return to my single favorite activity to spend my free time on: working at a video store!

So here are a couple classic moments that happened while on the job today

Female Customer: I don't suppose you have any recommendations for me this week?
Drew: When I start menstruating I'll be in the mind frame to recommend movies you'd like

Old Woman: Can you explain to me why there are so many versions of this movie?
Me: Well, these are all the same movie with multiple copies so that more than one copy can be rented out at a time, and that one is a completely different movie
Old Woman: Ah...

I'm only working 1 more day, but hopefully there will be more great things to report


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