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Friday, October 21, 2005

Pugs: God's wrinkled angels

OH
MY
GOD!!!
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but pugs are the CUTEST things on this planet... or any other, for that matter.
Speaking of which I just found the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Movie Trailer - Planet Of The Pugs (<---CLICK THERE!)
It's a terrifying new chapter in the Planet of the Apes series...

You know you love pugs... just click the link you heartless bastard

-Jordan

4 Comments:

  • At 12:16 PM, Anonymous Michelle said…

    Is this love of pugs influences by my sister's calendar?

     
  • At 1:31 PM, Blogger Radio Free Burke said…

    OK This video is quite funny only because it gets to the root of something i have been thinking/saying for years: pugs are not cute, they are the embodiment of abject terror. I actually found this trailer quite disturbing (espeially the short little pronouncement at the end). Because of the way they are bred (and this is especially true of people who try and breed pugs bigger or smaller than they should be), pugs are very prone to having their eyeballs POP OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS. Apparently it is very common and can be aggravated by something as little as being hit on the back of the head. Pugs are genetic freaks of nature with squished, flat little demon faces that God never intended. That said, this conversation is pretty much irrelevant because why you would ever need a sloberring, stupid, attention-starved canine in your life when you could have a completely chill, doesn't need your help and doesn't want it feline is totally fucking beyond me. Cats are totally 0wnz0rz d00d.

     
  • At 5:25 PM, Anonymous Jordan said…

    Pugs are NOT freaks! And that is hilarious, either way. If it takes a little genetic mutation to get them to look like that then I'm all for it.

    Maybe people want dogs because they like something that will love them back... I mean cats are cool if you want some cold hearted bitch walking around your house ignoring you that's cool, i already have my sister for that. (just kidding)
    Pugs rule, Cats Drool. sorry

     
  • At 5:56 PM, Blogger Lauren said…

    Right on babe!!

     

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