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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Friday, April 15, 2005

Best Headline Ever

Here is one of the best headlines i've ever read:

Car shopper, 81, hits husband, salesman, car, tree, wall


FORT MYERS, Florida (AP) -- An 81-year-old woman preparing to take a test drive at a car dealership hit her husband, a salesman, a car and a tree before running into a wall.


Wow... I'd like to say that could only happen in Florida, but it simply isn't true. Florida may be old person capitol of the world, but there are old people everywhere and they are a menace!
This is a great arguement for why old people shouldn't be allowed on the roads in the first place. this woman was 81 years old and she was just shopping for a new car now... do you really think that's a wise investment, Granny? you've only got a few more years left in you, and where do you need to go anyway?

So here's my list of people to destory so far:
1.Farmers
2.Old People
3.Annoying people before they have kids.

it will keep growing, i assure you.

-jordan, crusader for safety

thank you to Garrett Motha Fucking MEOWe (meow cause he is the cats meow), The Prince Of Darkness for giving me the article.
you can read the full article here:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/15/dealership.accident.ap/index.html

1 Comments:

  • At 12:12 PM, Anonymous Sarah's little brother. said…

    You'd think that somewhere between killing her husband and hitting the tree she'd find the brake. But not before hitting the salesman.

     

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