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Thursday, February 17, 2005

Finally, Something to Make My Sex Life Enjoyable

Alright, this is my last re-printing of a news story from the web... FOR TODAY...

The singing protective
Health Editor

A SCIENTIST has come up with a musical condom that gets louder as the sex gets more vigorous.

The singing protective is designed to be a laugh for couples who want to make their own sweet music, says Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy.

Different lovemaking positions determine what tune is played by the condom, which also works like a normal contraceptive.

The rubber has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

“But there is no danger of being electrocuted,” said Dr Chausovskiy, who has teamed up with a manufacturer to export the condoms to Britain.

They will cost about 20 per cent more than normal condoms. “But people will pay for the extra stimulation,” he said.


  • At 3:47 AM, Anonymous Film Cynic said…

    Yeah, like I need a musical condom. How will we hear it when the girl I'm with is making louder, sweeter music - a combination of moans and screams of pleasure?


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