Other Media Wave Employees Agree: Our Blog Fucking Rules

Today I talked to Mike Consiglio, who is currently living in Los Angeles with his Taiwanese mail order bride and their three illegitimate (but adorable) children, and Carl Frisk, who we used to refer to as "The Muscles from Brussels" because he would beat off to Jean Claude Van Damme movies, and they agree: our blog fucking rules.

"It really captures the majesty of Media Wave’s crumbling dynasty and the dictatorship behind it," said Carl Frisk (if I hadn’t just made it up). Later he said (and this is the actual truth): "This blog is genius, and at the same time pure insanity."

Mike broke down at Jordan’s provocative and enthralling piece "Paul J (Owner)," complaining that he had cried, laughed, and pooped his pants a little. There was something about its hard hitting, journalistic nature that really spoke to him. Also, he liked it a lot because it made fun of Paul.

Mike then equated reading our blog to that of getting punched in the nards by a missile, one that’s being swung around and around by a tiny, muscular dwarf.

"There’s the elation, the confusion, the fear, the pain, and the humor," he said. Then I asked him why he had said "nards."

This is just the beginning, as the mysterious collective known as Florida Perrywinkle, can all agree. Some upcoming events will prove to make even greater fodder for blogging, cursing, and ethnic slurring: the upcoming release of "The Manchurian Candidate" remake on video and DVD; the return of Charles Hood, hetero-life mate and frequent Media Wave loiterer; Mike Consiglio (see above) returning for Christmas break - maybe he’ll work, maybe we won’t, we’ll have further details once they emerge; the frenzy of customers between Christmas and New Year’s which make for exceptional reporting; and the return of Jeff’s pubic hairs on his ball sack. What exciting times we live in.

Stay tuned, the greatest blog might be just around the corner...

Drew.