Jordan: Pussy of the Century

I just talked to Jordan, who was crying about his pussy hurting. When I asked him why, he said that there was some sand wedged up, real deep. Then he said that he worried about our boss finding out about the blog and then banishing us to... Azkaban? I’m not really sure. The point of the blog is to freely express ourselves while trapped in the prison of Media Wave. Then are our little notes to the outside world, written on frayed bits of parchment and carried by currents of wind, protected and secured by some laws, I’m not sure... Amendment #1 or some shit... Whatever... Jordan’s a pussy... End of story.
D.