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"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Jordan: Pussy of the Century

I just talked to Jordan, who was crying about his pussy hurting. When I asked him why, he said that there was some sand wedged up, real deep. Then he said that he worried about our boss finding out about the blog and then banishing us to... Azkaban? I’m not really sure. The point of the blog is to freely express ourselves while trapped in the prison of Media Wave. Then are our little notes to the outside world, written on frayed bits of parchment and carried by currents of wind, protected and secured by some laws, I’m not sure... Amendment #1 or some shit... Whatever... Jordan’s a pussy... End of story.
D.

1 Comments:

  • At 12:39 AM, Blogger killer said…

    I got your tickets to Iraq ready to go. Yep, I signed up my entire staff for a tour of duty in lovely Iraq. They need to blow off a little steam so they get to shoot and blow up all sorts of baddies there and lay waste to what's left of that shithole. Of course, they DO shoot back and the glamour boys may come back with a few souveneirs. It will make for fun conversation at the local watering hole. Anyway, if it's freedom from Media Wave you want, take it. The Air Force transport leaves tomorrow at 2pm. Don't be late!

     

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