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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

We have clever customers

One of our customers answering machine messages says
"leave your name, your number and your measurements and I'll get back to you"

So I said "this is Jordan from Media Wave, the number is 255-8643, I'm about 9 1/2 long, 3 1/2 thick. hit me up, sexy"


No, I didn't... but I should have.

2 Comments:

  • At 10:06 PM, Blogger 4head said…

    WHAT THE BALLZ?!

    oh yea, that's right... YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!



    ...i hate you

    hahaha

     
  • At 10:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I would have said it.


    Word for word.


    ---Scarletizm

     

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