my new lifestyle

we are watching Mary Poppins at work and i realize how much i'd prefer living the proper english life.
I want my last name to be Banks to further my status as distinguished aristocrat.
i want 2 cute little children with adorable english accents, and i want to keep them sternly disciplined.

and i want a butler. but not any butler...

a robo-butler.

nice.

-jordan