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Monday, December 13, 2004

Nicknames

The nicknames of the members of Floriday Perrywinkle (and their corresponding Hogwarts house):

Jeff, Slytherin House
Dr. Germ
DJ Seven

Drew Taylor, Gryffindor House
DJ Tannah (not from "Full House")
D. Vanilla
Ice Cold

Jordan Clifford, Hufflepuff House
Biz Chocolate
Ricky Cocoa
Conrad E. Fudge
JTron (it's important to have a Roboname so that in the future when robots take over the world I have a change of blending in and being spared)

Mike a.k.a. J. Crizzle, is in Ravenclaw, but we hate his guts.

5 Comments:

  • At 2:25 PM, Blogger Kina&Meggie said…

    Jordan's nicknames are definitely the best. But people online can't hear the way "Ricky Cocoa" is supposed to be said. But where's my nicknames?

     
  • At 4:08 PM, Blogger Miss Jill said…

    Drew's nickname is DOODLE, not "Ice Cold" or "DJ Tannah." Enough, Doodle, come clean.

    Doodle is a dork.

     
  • At 6:35 PM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    Jill is a slag.

    -jordan

     
  • At 8:04 PM, Blogger Miss Jill said…

    Jordan's mom wanted me to keep this a secret, but since he called me a "slag," I'm just going to share: Jordan wet the bed until he was in high school (in fact, it still happens frequently).

    I LOVE YOU! Jill

    PS--What's a slag anyway, you motard?

     
  • At 10:26 AM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    my first question is: what is a motard, you gaymo?
    second question: if you know that i wet the bed still it means you've been sleeping with me, which means you are a slag.. so you know what a slag is already.

    its just like a slag to be too dumb to know what a slag is. damn slags

     

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