Jordan: Crybaby of the Year

Jordan is a crybaby. All he does is cry: about the weather, about global issues, about last week's episode of "Lost" when he thought the hobbit was dead (okay, that was me). And now he's all amped up like a chicken on ecstasy, worrying to and fro about this and that. If I'm being vague it's because he's standing over my shoulder, breathing down my neck, and touching my balls.

- Drew.