Watch Out, Two-Headed Dog (Not Cerberus)!

So you will be probably be seeing a lot more posts next week (whether you like it or not), because I’ll be on spring break. Yeah, the first week of March is spring to the good folks at the University of Connecticut, even though it’s freezing tits outside and no one’s really in the springy Spring Break mood. At least I’m not. What the fuck?

Maybe Jordan and I will finally make good on our endless chitchat and direct a music video under our creative moniker/bowling team name The Casual Fridays. But probably not. To get the “feel” of what our videos will probably look like (a.k.a. what we’re going to rip off, only for a lot less money), watch the following videos that are floating round out there in Internetland and that we both fucking love:

Bjork “Triumph of the Heart”
Basement Jaxx “Oh My Gosh”
Fatboy Slim “The Joker”
Beck “Black Tambourine,” “E-Pro,” “Hell Yes”
LCD Soundsystem “Daft Punk is Playing at My House”

And Jordan hasn’t seen the new Dizzee Rascal video for “Off 2 Work,” but when he does he’s going to love it. (Because he has a thing for Tony Blair’s wife, mostly.)

As you can tell from the videos above, our music videos are sure to be kitten-filled. And have at least one robot, or guy doing a robotic voice. There will also probably be the following:

- Break-dancing
- Blood
- Siamese Twins that are also samurai warriors
- Helicopters
- Helicopters crashing into buildings and school buses
- Arm-wrestling chimpanzees
- Trick photography
- Swearing
- If it’s a rap video, classy black and white photography
- Diamonds
- Several friends enjoying pizza
- Peril
- … And lots more!

Post your song suggestions and concepts, because we’ve (obviously) not above stealing from other people.

Thanks.
Drew.