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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Monday, January 10, 2005

hey, fuck you too

so i walk into work the other day and drew is helping this guy who i already know to be really annoying, and i walk in and say hi to Paul and Drew and this annoying customer in front of drew goes

"wow, you look like you just woke up, huh?"

and then i said "really? thanks so much dickwad, you look like you have downsyndrome"
then i jumped over the counter using a flying jumpkick and destroyed him.

ok, that second part didnt happen... but only because he might actually be mildly retarded in some way. im not sure, so i didnt say anything mean.
but how rude is that to say to someone? And unlike today, that day i did NOT just wake up, roll out of bed and come to work. I do not appreciate some ballsmoking customer telling me im not looking so hot today. especially a customer i dont have any kind of relationship with. who the fuck is that guy? he's so lucky paul was there or i woulda whopped his bitch ass.

i hate customers. just like that customer drew wrote about who said some rude comment about his music. people do that all the time. we dont play music that is avant garde or offensive to anyone, but if there something on that isnt totally smooth and accesible to the WEBE 108 crowd they have to say something to us like "Hey, this must be a selection from 'Music To Kill Yourself By'" or "This music makes me want to fall onto a knife" or something wildly clever and rude like that. Did the thought cross your head that perhaps the person you are speaking to purposely put the music on and therfor would not be in agreement with your negative attitude toward it and might get offended and fucking pissed off.

anyway, customers suck, but i love you


-jordan

1 Comments:

  • At 12:23 PM, Blogger sarahsmile3 said…

    Haaaa he he ha ha chuckle chuckle laugh. You made me laugh silently to myself. The laugh was silent, but my smile was visible. Thank you.

     

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