Jordan and Lauren A Match Made In... Hell?

Jordan's girlfriend, who is far too cute for him, wandered into the store today looking beautiful and delightful, not something crazy like strung out on Cocoa Puffs and heroin. Then they both receeded into the darkened abyss of the back room, to do things presumably no good Christian would do. They returned, sweaty and disheveled, with a whole lot of unanswered questions. Lord knows what they do there, untidying the sanctity of Media Wave video forever. - Drew and Jeff.