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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Thursday, December 23, 2004

be careful of soccer moms

so my dad was crossing the street today, mindin his own, when out of the blue comes this crazy demented soccer mom with a car full of kids and hits my dad.
not like hits his car, hits HIM. he's ok and everything, no real damage, she wasn't going very fast. but i think this should be our tickete to the good life! sue the bitch. she plowed my poor old pops down, and she wants to get off scott free.

learn from this, my friends. you're not safe. take this tale however you want: it either means that moms are not responsible drivers so dont cross the street around them, or dont have kids cause they distract you while you're driving.

either way, hopefully ill be moving to malibu and living it up after the out of court cash settlement.

so long, suckers



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