Fulltime Killer
So, peep this: Paul J. (Owner) found out about our little foray into the arena of sexual memoir/blog and met it with a surprisingly large amount of dignity and a surprisingly small amount of homicidal rage. Instead, he chose to put in these super-bright "sunlight" lightbulbs in an obvious attempt to control our fuckin' brainwaves... and then he started posting on the blog. Which is fucking weird if you ask me. So if you see the name "The Killer" in response to our brilliant postings, you'll know who it is: Paul J. (Owner). Also, for our readers who live in Fairfield and are night owls, if you see Paul J. (Owner) fiddling around on the computer late night, you can no longer assume he's looking at hardcore gay porn, but rather posting on our blog. Ah, how times have changed. Also: Paul J. (Owner) has stolen my 12 " single of Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out," the ultra-rare and only European one with Daft Punk's remix (the first remix the French duo has done in FIVE FUCKIN' YEARS!) Okay... that's it for me...
1 Comments:
At 10:28 AM, Jordan said…
i just wanted to make clear that Drews comments are his and his alone. Paul, if you are reading this.. kill drew. fire him. just leave me out of it.
-jordan the wuss
while you're at it, fire jeff too. just because
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