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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Friday, December 17, 2004

Alone Again (Naturally)

Hello, Drew here. Just got back from The Showcase, which is currently being watched over by Paul and the Brothers Grim: Kevin and Chris. I say "The Brothers Grim" because they their outlook on life is about as sunny as a London sky. They complain. A lot. Sometimes about stuff that doesn't even exist. (The hover-car traffic? Killer sea-apes? Huh?) So now they're working together and what happens frequently and will no doubt happen tonight should transpire: one will threaten to beat up the other one. In front of customers. And God.
Back to MY day at the store...
Today Jordan came in and startled me because I was doing a little research online about the new exhibit at The Living Seas pavilion of Epcot Center (actually, Epcot Center is only current when using the now-defunct EPCOT acronym, which stands for Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow but now Disney has just copyrighted the proper noun Epcot and that's what's most commonly used)... Um, I mean, I was looking at porn. Hetero-porn. Yeah, that's the ticket. And he startled me. Then he took over the computer and I was all like "WHAT?" Then he stood around, looked through the new stuff we got in, then left. AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER.
A little while later I turn around and he's back (like Shady), and I'm all like "Double-you-tee-eff?" And he goes: "Uh... I left my movies here. Got home, realized it, came back." Dumbass. On a related note of dumb-assery, I can't find my iPod. FUCK.
Drew.

1 Comments:

  • At 12:34 AM, Blogger killer said…

    Your ipod is being held hostage until al you liberal jackasses leave the lower 48. That's right I declare jihad on all you F@$ks!

    I will post the ipod execution on Al Jazeera tomorrow if you do not comply. Start packing ladies!

    killer

     

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